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Ancient Indian knowledge
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Jul 31, 2008, 07:43
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Porlamar, Margarita Island, Venezuela.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After They got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemosabe, look towards sky; what
you see?'
The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of Galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past Three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful , And we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we Will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo shit.
Someone stole tent.'
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