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Latin America has in Caracas, Venezuela one of the largest active social groups of expats (expatriates) in South America. Called the Rincon Gang or Rinconeers, they publish a regular newsletter, the Rincon Reminder, which updates their Caracas community web site, www.Expat-Village.com The Rincon Reminder updates are also issued to ex-Caracas Rinconeers now living and working in over 25 countries..
The Expat-Village web-site has all the latest Venezuelan news in English. We publish news stories of interest to expatriates, including world news, sport, entertainment and business. We have features on travel in Venezuela, Latin America and the Caribbean, quick food recipes, and Venezuela security alerts. Caracas social activities are listed in ‘What’s on in Caracas’, and we’ll keep you amused with the 'Joke of the Day' page.


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Ancient Indian knowledge
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The  Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.  After They  got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some  hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and  says, 'Kemosabe,  look towards sky; what
you see?'

The  Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of  stars.'

'What  that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The  Lone Ranger ponders for a.................

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Expat Village is edited and published by Iain Williams in Caracas and Porlamar, Margarita Island, Venezuela.

 




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John West Salmon Advert
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This is a video of one of the hit adverts' of recent years, it's very, very funny,...check it out here



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Queen Opens London Airport
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Easter Bunnies - not so Happy Easter Bunnies
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Subprime Fall-out hits banks and US homebuyers
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Private Eye Front Cover - Clinton & Obama
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Prick With A Fork
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DON'T GET YOUR PILOT LICENSE HERE!
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Learn to Fly???

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Jonny Wilkinson goes into the England changing room before the final
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Jonny Wilkinson goes into the England changing room before the final to find his team mates looking glum.

“We’re having trouble with our self belief. Don’t forget they beat us 36 – 0 in the first match,” they say.

Wilkinson replies: “Well, the way I’m feeling, I reckon I can beat them myself.”

So Jonny goes out to play South Africa on his own and the rest of the team sulk in the bar.

After a few pints, the game is all but forgotten. “It must be time now, let’s see how Jonny did.” They put the TV back on.

“Result: England 7 (Wilkinson 10 minutes) – South Africa 7 (Habana 79 minutes)”.

They rush back to the Stade de France to congratulate Jonny and prepare for....


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There’s also a new Samaritan’s number been set up in Australia to deal with the huge wave of grief following their early return home from the World Championship.

It’s 0800 101010 – that’s 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

 
Alternatively, this joke can be amended slightly to apply to the McLaren team.




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72 Virgins!
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Hippopotamus snack
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In Australia - 7 year old boy at centre of courtroom drama
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Federal Court Ruling from the Melbourne Age, Australia (AP) -
 
A seven year old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child Custody Law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his Aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge suggested that he live with his Grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the uunprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
 
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to The English Cricket Team, whom the boy firmly believes are "not capable of beating anyone."




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